Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
