If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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