are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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