Dual....:-)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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