I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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