i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you never un-have a 4some
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
soo... how was my night?
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