Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
