I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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