Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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