fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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