You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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