Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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