so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my vag is so smooth its legendary
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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