I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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