you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize