...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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