Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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