is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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