Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just blew my weed a kiss
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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