Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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