Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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