According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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