Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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