he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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