i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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