Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is wine microwaveable?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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