Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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