Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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