Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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