remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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