Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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