there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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