Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I think people are normalizing furries
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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