I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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