Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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