How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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