Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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