All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You took a bar mat shot.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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