I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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