you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm both gender and math confused
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