Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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