PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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