: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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