I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
