I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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