If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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