its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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