she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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