Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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