gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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