i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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