we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we're making bets on your personal life
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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