nut hugger
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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