Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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