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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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