please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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