Nicole vs. Life
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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